My body hates me....

So, things are moving forward....very slowly, but things are moving once more. Today I am going to focus on the fact that nothing really matters and just attempt to stay awake and look mildly interested in the world around me.

Last night at work was rough and we got out late, so sleep was only 4-ish hours or less. The body is howling it's protest all day and the immune system is pissed about having to work so hard so it let me know this by resurrecting it's favorite protest sign, called facial leprosy. What? You think we are going out on a date after two days of constant work and no sleep? F you, Buddy, enjoy trying to cover up that tumor on your nose with foundation. Oh, and we called the reproductive system and that whole area is going to be down for maintenance this next week, so also enjoy fighting tears while you're miserably exhausted. Perhaps you wll think twice about this schedule you are trying to keep this machine on. Oh, and your hair is going to do absolutely nothing for the next two days, so we can really teach you a lesson.

PS Yes, that dark spot under your eyes is an age spot of some kind, not a freckle like you keep thinking it is. We've been working on that one especially for you. Enjoy.